Mmm! My poop tastes so good! I love eating it! Watch me eat all this delicious poop! I love how it tastes and how it feels in my mouth! Watch me lick and suck on my turds! I even swallow some of the smaller pieces! Oh wow! They taste so good! I love showing you how much I love eating my poop! Look at how big and delicious this turd looks too! Mmm! I love eating my poop!