I tell you what I’ve been eating and do some ground hogging before pushinh out a big birthday shit. I take my temp to see how hot my shit hole is. I push out my nasty colon rose for you also. It’s my birthday so I decide to light a sparkler for the occasion. I stick it right in my big honkin turd and light it up. Let’s get this party started! I then dump the turds in the toilet and make a big mess. I show you my nasty shithole one last time before saying goodbye.